This shoot reminded me that I truly believe everyone should get professional photos taken before they have kids— how else are we going to be able to tease our kids about how hot we were before they existed? I mean, sure we might be still pretty hot during their existence, but there’s really nothing like that full-night-of-sleep, haven’t-yet-been-pushed-to-insanity-by-my-mini-me sexiness that people have pre-parenthood.